Welcome! If you haven’t stopped by before this is Friday Flip Offs.
You know, the place to get rid of “weekday angst and frustration before heading into the weekend. I virtually flip off whoever is on my last nerve. It’s very cathartic.”
Thanks to Gigi of kludgymom who is the brains behind this ingenious idea. The greatest VIRTUAL DETOX ever!
This week has presented me with plenty of material for this momentous occasion. So, without further ado…
To Aurora Loan Services who are inexplicably and undeniably the worst short sale processors in the US of A. You may be incompetent, dishonest, and out to ruin my life, but my credit score will bounce back and I’ll brush you off like a fleck of dust and move on. As promised, QUADRUPLE flip offs.
To the people who hide behind anonymous names. Flip Off.
To the one and only, lousy no good Mediacom, just in case you didn’t quite catch it two weeks ago, you SUCK. When you decided to be down for no apparent reason ALL DAY LONG you took our tv, phone, internet, and emails with you. You lousy piece of crap company. Oh, and FYI: You sure do make the decision to switch to another cable company a no-brainer. Flip Off!
To those little pesky gnats that seem to have taken up residence in our yard. Bugger off you little annoying varmints. And know that I am now armed with powerful bug toxins that will destroy you next time you decide to ruin my leisurely outdoor fun. You better think twice. Btw, Flip Off.
And last but certainly not least...
To the makers of that spiral curling iron that caught fire while in my hair. Way to get me hooked on a styling tool only to wipe it off the face of the earth to never be found again. Double Flip Off. One for the fire and one for just being idiots.
Ah, so much better.
What are your Friday Flip Offs? Come on, go ahead. Get it ALL off your chest.
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