Project Alicia : Friday Flip Offs

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Friday Flip Offs

Welcome! If you haven’t stopped by before this is Friday Flip Offs.

You know, the place to get rid of “weekday angst and frustration before heading into the weekend. I virtually flip off whoever is on my last nerve. It’s very cathartic.”

Thanks to Gigi of kludgymom who is the brains behind this ingenious idea. The greatest VIRTUAL DETOX ever!

This week has presented me with plenty of material for this momentous occasion. So, without further ado…

To Aurora Loan Services who are inexplicably and undeniably the worst short sale processors in the US of A. You may be incompetent, dishonest, and out to ruin my life, but my credit score will bounce back and I’ll brush you off like a fleck of dust and move on. As promised, QUADRUPLE flip offs.

To the people who hide behind anonymous names. Flip Off.

To the one and only, lousy no good Mediacom, just in case you didn’t quite catch it two weeks ago, you SUCK. When you decided to be down for no apparent reason ALL DAY LONG you took our tv, phone, internet, and emails with you. You lousy piece of crap company. Oh, and FYI: You sure do make the decision to switch to another cable company a no-brainer. Flip Off!

To those little pesky gnats that seem to have taken up residence in our yard. Bugger off you little annoying varmints. And know that I am now armed with powerful bug toxins that will destroy you next time you decide to ruin my leisurely outdoor fun. You better think twice. Btw, Flip Off.

And last but certainly not least...

To the makers of that spiral curling iron that caught fire while in my hair. Way to get me hooked on a styling tool only to wipe it off the face of the earth to never be found again. Double Flip Off. One for the fire and one for just being idiots.

Ah, so much better.

What are your Friday Flip Offs? Come on, go ahead. Get it ALL off your chest.

Join in the bloghop below! Let the fun begin!!

17 comments:

  1. Arrggh! SOunds like your week is like my LAST week. I'm so glad its friday aren't you?

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  2. Oh you do make me laugh!
    Happy Friday!

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  3. Love it!! You're right - it is a virtual detox :)

    I'm posting mine in a couple of hours!

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  4. You are seriously funny. I was laughing OUT LOUD!!! Not laughing at your frustrations, but laughing at your writing. Talented my friend. Talented. Flip off to all of your flip off recepients!

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  5. I can always count on you for good flipoffs. :)

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  6. Alicia, you make laugh...A LOT! ;) [just jokes]

    No really, good, well deserved flip offs!

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  7. Great FFO! My fav is the spiral curling iron, just because you have to admit it is a little funny. Even the appliance knows that you're smokin'!

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  8. I'd be flippin too if I lost my internet connection. Gah! OMG for the curling iron! Ouchy! I just joined too hahaha this is a great 'therapy' :D

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  9. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

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  10. I'm love how you specified the 2 separate reasons for your curling iron flip-offs!

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  11. I'm Sorry...

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  12. The curling iron caught fire?! I think that might be even worse that the stupid loan thing.

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  13. Caught fire. In your hair. I have no words for this. Poor thing! Was your hair okay after that?

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  14. I totally hate anonymous comments. They're usually (but not always) sarcastic and bordering on nasty. People should have the guts to stand behind what they say.

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  15. Thats hilarious!!! love, Love, LOVE!! IT! I tried to come up with some... but I actually had a really good week. May have to start next week tho!

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  16. I love hopping around and visiting what everyone is flipping off.

    Isn't that sick? I can't help it, I love it!!

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  17. Your curling iron caught fire?!? Eek! Fifty flip offs go to the maker of that curling iron. That's scary!
    Oh and of course, the obligatory flip offs to Mediacom and Aurora Loan Services. Will these people ever get their act together? Hope you're doing well. :)

    Kristi, Live and Love...Out Loud
    @TweetingMama

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