Friday Flip-Offs 6/18 Edition

This is Friday-Flip Offs, the place to rid yourself of all that random annoying crap that seems to worm it's way into your life and fester like a boil just below the surface waiting to explode.

Gigi at Kludgymom is the brains behind this brilliant idea. Please stop by and give her some love. She's got some great FFOs to read.

So, without further ado, let's begin this VIRTUAL DETOX. Ahem...

To that little chunk of wood that strategically placed itself in my path so that I would fall flat on my face (while walking into the movies) and be humiliated by a carload of sorry tweens laughing hysterically at me. Flip Off!

To my saturn wagon that thought it was trying out for the sequel to Carrie. You may think that turning on all the lights and making all the gauges stop working simultaneously would make you seem possessed, but you underestimate me. Flip Off!

To my retarded, super sensitive skin that fell off leaving a hole where my knuckle used to be all while attempting to punch a boxing paddle at my workout class on monday. Um, yeah. Sure. It hurt like the dickens for 3 days straight and I may have whined like a baby on occasion, but I’m tougher than you know and my body is resilient. I win. Flip off!

To my battery charger that has gone missing and left me high and dry not able to capture multiple photo ops. You are replaceable. Flip Off!

To my patience that has been less than stellar lately. We both know you and I have not always seen eye to eye, but after some strategic planning I’m back on track and not going to let you get the better of me again. Flip Off!

To the habitual hurricane that is doing some serious damage in my home making for exhausting, endless cleaning and preventing me from getting the adequate rest required for optimal functioning. I am now cranky. Is that what you wanted? Flip Off!

To laundry, dishes, and hormones that will only stop terrorizing me once I'm dead. Triple Flip Off!!

{insert deep breath here}

I'm feeling so much better!

Now it's YOUR turn. What is bugging you these days? If you are in need of a great vent, try Friday Flip-Offs. It's free and so therapeutic and I'm sure you already have plenty of material. Give it a go! Then stop by the other FFOs. They are so entertaining and sure to bring some good gut rolling laughs.