If you missed Living with an Annoying Man (Part 1), let me recap.
There are the obvious annoyances: farting, belching, loud boystrous shouting at meaningless, trivial sporting events, leaving piles of clothes strewn about the house, having obnoxious pet names for everything (i.e. Wal-Mart= Wally World, coupons=tampons, handicap=handicrap, etc), hogging the remote, not listening and then accusing you of having a speech impediment, and oh of course, sleeping through oh-say, ANYTHING...
I love hubs and all, but come on. Men are peculiar creatures.
Well, friends, this week I have a new one to add to the ever-growing mix.
I have recently been accused of talking too much, in not so many words of course. It was more in some sort of male mumbo jumbo dialect.
So, when hubs sent me an email asking me a question I decided the polite thing to do would be to respond with as few words as possible. After some careful consideration I summed it up with a "yeah".
Well, ladies- get a load of what he shot back...
Sent: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 12:27 PM
Subject: RE: con
please keep your responses short my time is precious ;)
I about died laughing.
They don't want us to talk and then when we don't they go mad.
I've decided if women stopped talking the world as we know it would cease to exist. If you don't believe me try not talking for a day- or an hour.
So I'm chalking it up to yet another male annoyance and going to keep on being the fabulous woman I am.
Because what do men know really? They are merely oversized children disguised in these adult shells, at least that is my latest theory.
What are your latest annoyances with the male species?